I don’t dare comment anymore, so I’ll just post the transcript. Lazy bastards would sum it all up ;).
(XX:X1:09) email@example.com: hello there :) (XX:X1:45) Me: hi there random spamb0t =) (XX:X1:54) firstname.lastname@example.org: nah, I am a vegetarian... no spam for me! haha (XX:X2:22) Me: Just got out of the shower? (XX:X2:31) email@example.com: Hiya, How ru doing today? Lets chat for a bit ?!? Im bored and wanted to meet new people... (XX:X3:15) Me: tell your underaged botbarf to learn to script better. kkthx. (XX:X3:25) firstname.lastname@example.org: a what? (XX:X3:35) Me: a bullwinkle. (XX:X3:44) email@example.com: Cool... Well, my name is Jenny i am originally from Miami!! Can I ask you a question? (XX:X4:14) Me: Awsome. You just rant on don't ya? (XX:X4:23) firstname.lastname@example.org: What kinda girls u in to ? Are u more into BIG TITIS or a BIG BOOTY ? :P (XX:X4:54) Me: BIG BOTS (XX:X5:03) email@example.com: bot? like a robot? lol (XX:X5:43) Me: yes, ain't that funny. (XX:X5:54) firstname.lastname@example.org: good question, huh? lol.. I have a lot of both!! ;) want to see? I have some free time now... (XX:X6:21) Me: Sure, send me some links and I'll click the same second I see 'em! (XX:X6:32) email@example.com: Its http://t.co/vtEzy2z just click the "Accept Invite" button on the left side of the page, its 100% free to join you only need a credit card to verify that you are over 18 ;p (XX:X6:45) Me: awsome. (XX:X6:56) firstname.lastname@example.org: Cool... let me set up my cam and you can watch me shake my booty!! LOL.. brb (XX:X7:15) Me: shouldn't you default back to the first main loop of bull soon? (XX:X7:26) email@example.com: Ok! Go here http://t.co/C3c9vQo and we'll have a PRIVATE 1on1 chat..There's plenty pix of me in there, if you like click the "join free" on top, then register and it'll take you straight to my webcam, I'll be there in a minute.. ;) (XX:X7:39) Me: geh... (XX:X7:49) firstname.lastname@example.org: If it says that im offline, just start signing up.. im getting on now.. (XX:X8:11) Me: well of course you're 'offline', your'e scripted by a retard. (XX:X8:23) email@example.com: There is no charge to sign up, but its gonna ask you for your credit card. Im wearing almost nothing and I dont want any kids watching me!! lol.. (XX:X8:47) Me: That was a really lame ass try to cover up.. well, nothing. (XX:X8:59) firstname.lastname@example.org: yes im real (XX:X9:13) Me: of course you are dear, of course you are. (XX:X9:25) email@example.com: Once you've completed that, it'll automatically redirect you to my webcam page.. u better give me some "gold" when you're on the site lol..it's like a flirt and I'd love some from you ..k? ;-) (XX:X9:51) Me: who ever might be reading the transcripts for 'improvements', just rent some moron from a 3rd world country instead then try to script this shit. (XX:X0:03) firstname.lastname@example.org: im a mixed heritage (XX:X0:34) Me: of course. A crossing between noob-land and noob-topia with a sprinkle of lame-ass-land. (XX:X0:43) email@example.com: k u in? (XX:X0:47) Me: yes (XX:X0:59) firstname.lastname@example.org: kk, click on private time underneath my cam, usee it? (XX:X1:04) Me: yes. (XX:X1:13) email@example.com: k ;-) (XX:X2:21) Me: Well, start pastebin your code so I can have some lolz!