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random chatbots #2, not that good for conversation :(

I don’t dare comment anymore, so I’ll just post the transcript. Lazy bastards would sum it all up ;).

(XX:X1:09) lsalotus@hotmail.com: hello there :)
(XX:X1:45) Me: hi there random spamb0t =)
(XX:X1:54) lsalotus@hotmail.com: nah, I am a vegetarian...  no spam for me! haha
(XX:X2:22) Me: Just got out of the shower?
(XX:X2:31) lsalotus@hotmail.com: Hiya, How ru doing today? Lets chat for a bit ?!? Im bored and wanted to meet new people... 
(XX:X3:15) Me: tell your underaged botbarf to learn to script better. kkthx.
(XX:X3:25) lsalotus@hotmail.com: a what?
(XX:X3:35) Me: a bullwinkle.
(XX:X3:44) lsalotus@hotmail.com: Cool... Well, my name is Jenny i am originally from Miami!! Can I ask you a question?
(XX:X4:14) Me: Awsome. You just rant on don't ya?
(XX:X4:23) lsalotus@hotmail.com: What kinda girls u in to ? Are u more into BIG TITIS or a BIG BOOTY ? :P
(XX:X4:54) Me: BIG BOTS
(XX:X5:03) lsalotus@hotmail.com: bot? like a robot? lol
(XX:X5:43) Me: yes, ain't that funny.
(XX:X5:54) lsalotus@hotmail.com: good question, huh? lol.. I have a lot of both!! ;) want to see? I have some free time now... 
(XX:X6:21) Me: Sure, send me some links and I'll click the same second I see 'em!
(XX:X6:32) lsalotus@hotmail.com: Its http://t.co/vtEzy2z just click the "Accept Invite" button on the left side of the page, its 100% free to join you only need a credit card to verify that you are over 18 ;p 
(XX:X6:45) Me: awsome.
(XX:X6:56) lsalotus@hotmail.com: Cool... let me set up my cam and you can watch me shake my booty!! LOL.. brb 
(XX:X7:15) Me: shouldn't you default back to the first main loop of bull soon?
(XX:X7:26) lsalotus@hotmail.com: Ok! Go here http://t.co/C3c9vQo and we'll have a PRIVATE 1on1 chat..There's plenty pix of me in there, if you like click the "join free" on top, then register and it'll take you straight to my webcam, I'll be there in a minute.. ;)   
(XX:X7:39) Me: geh...
(XX:X7:49) lsalotus@hotmail.com: If it says that im offline, just start signing up.. im getting on now..  
(XX:X8:11) Me: well of course you're 'offline', your'e scripted by a retard.
(XX:X8:23) lsalotus@hotmail.com: There is no charge to sign up, but its gonna ask you for your credit card. Im wearing almost nothing and I dont want any kids watching me!! lol..  
(XX:X8:47) Me: That was a really lame ass try to cover up.. well, nothing.
(XX:X8:59) lsalotus@hotmail.com: yes im real
(XX:X9:13) Me: of course you are dear, of course you are.
(XX:X9:25) lsalotus@hotmail.com: Once you've completed that, it'll automatically redirect you to my webcam page.. u better give me some "gold" when you're on the site lol..it's like a flirt and I'd love some from you ..k? ;-) 
(XX:X9:51) Me: who ever might be reading the transcripts for 'improvements', just rent some moron from a 3rd world country instead then try to script this shit.
(XX:X0:03) lsalotus@hotmail.com: im a mixed heritage
(XX:X0:34) Me: of course. A crossing between noob-land and noob-topia with a sprinkle of lame-ass-land.
(XX:X0:43) lsalotus@hotmail.com: k u in?
(XX:X0:47) Me: yes
(XX:X0:59) lsalotus@hotmail.com: kk, click on private time underneath my cam,  usee it?
(XX:X1:04) Me: yes.
(XX:X1:13) lsalotus@hotmail.com: k ;-) 
(XX:X2:21) Me: Well, start pastebin your code so I can have some lolz!

random chatbots, not that good for conversation :(

Here’s the transcript with a smaller breakdown, enjoy ;).

(10:58:53 AM) Ella: So what's up?
(10:59:46 AM) Me: dunno. I'm guessing you'll tell me.
(10:59:57 AM) Ella: hi .. have we chatted b4?? 24/female here...you?

First fail of generic botting, establishing if it's a existing contact or not might have saved this bot a few more seconds..

(11:00:17 AM) Me: amusing.
(11:00:29 AM) Ella: i'm sorry ..i get to be forgetful at times!! how're you??
 
Ok, cool, if input isn't xxx/gender, try to "re-establish" a "ooh, how'ya doin'?"

(11:00:53 AM) Me: Do tell, from where?
(11:01:07 AM) Ella: Just got out of the shower...long day been kind of busy! but i'm feeling naughty! so what's up ..... want to have some fun? ;)

Bleh, ignore any input given, and just go with the "I'm naked and dripping"..

(11:01:28 AM) Me: Aw, a lovely bot. how cute.
(11:01:40 AM) Ella: a what?

Either it has a "deny what I am", or I simply hit the "no sexy-comeback trigger"

(11:02:31 AM) Me: So, where you from then? Besides from a shower.
(11:04:23 AM) Me: What I can recall, this mailaddy does not contain someone feeling naughty. So, be a love and tell me how you are :)
(11:04:40 AM) Me: and, who you are ;)
(11:05:33 AM) Ella: hehe u sure u can handle me when i'm naughty?
(11:05:34 AM) Ella: Well i'm from Cali, Modesto to be exact...

Good, they do trigger from 'location-questions', they spend a little time at making it talk ;).

(11:06:40 AM) Me: Oh really?
(11:06:53 AM) Ella: yes im real
(11:07:32 AM) Me: Great. Got any links you want me to click as well? :)
(11:07:45 AM) Ella: Its http://www.reddit.com/tb/wyabn just click the "Accept Invite" button on the left side of the page, its 100% free to join you only need a credit card to verify that you are over 18 ;p 

I'm sad, there was nothing between the location and the sending of the link really but a pause..

(11:08:10 AM) Me: It's sad, that you don't do any research at all my dear script-kiddie :).

Yeah, well - I just checked my own history, and the person behind is not native English speaking ;).

(11:08:23 AM) Ella: I need a man that can make me squirt......have u ever made a girl squirt? lolz
(11:08:45 AM) Me: Aaah, your auto-response script almost works!

Sad sad sad. We acctually established somewhat of a baseline in the beginning, now we just vomit crap..

(11:09:00 AM) Ella: gonna change my clothes ... want to see ?  ;)

Common, from just out of the shower to.. no no no.

(11:09:17 AM) Me: Modesto is a city in, and is the county seat of, Stanislaus County, California. With a population of approximately 201,165 at the 2010 census, Modesto ranks as the 18th largest city in the state of California.
(11:11:02 AM) Me: Oh, got no response to random text? how sad.

Well, I do enjoy a hi-jacked addy time to time.. but, they still suck..